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DRIVING ROCK GUITAR RIFFS

STRAPPING DOWN FERALJACK COMPLETELY AVOIDING HIS WEAK ATTEMPT AT BITES

GUT LAUGHING WITH STRAHD

TAKING BLOOD PRESSURE AND SAMPLES AND SHIT

EARL TURNING AROUND TO SEE STRAHD HAS PUT A BAG OVER FERALJACK'S HEAD WITH A SMILEY FACE DRAWN ON IT

EARL WITH AN "OH YOU!" EXPRESSION, THEN BOTH BELLY LAUGHING AGAIN

COMPARING XRAYS OR SOME LIKE PRINTOUTS AND SHIT

MUSIC CHANGES TO SOFTER AND PLINKIER TUNE WITH LIKE SCIENCE-Y BEEPS AND BOOPS IN IT

WHITE COFFEE MUGS IN LIKE EVERY SCENE YEAH NO TEA SCIENCE MEN DRINK COFFEE NO THAT ISN'T TOXIC IT'S AMERICAN

EARL AND STRAHD MIXING CHEMICALS AND SHIT IN GLASS TUBES AND SHIT

WRITING DATA DOWN IN BOOKS OR INTO DATPADS

EARL TRYING TO ACCESS HIS OWN NANOTECH WHICH MAY HAVE SOME HISTORY ON JACK'S NANOTECH STATE FROM WHEN HE HEALED HIM IN THE PAST

MOTHERFUCKING SAFETY GOGGLES YOU BITCHES

BUNSEN BURNER USAGE ON SHIT IN TEST TUBES AND OTHER CONTAINERS OF BUBBLING LIQUIDS

EARL COOKING SOME SORT OF MEAT ON A BUNSEN BURNER

STRAHD WITH AN "OH YOU!" EXPRESSION, THEN BOTH BELLY LAUGHING AGAIN

WHITE LABCOATS AND SHIT, YOU OSHA-VIOLATING PUKESTAINS

EARL TRYING TO GROW A CRITICAL MASS OF GHOUL JACK: ORIGINAL RECIPE

HOLY SHIT BACK TO DRIVING ROCK GUITAR RIFFS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

SOMETHING SPILLS AND A FIRE STARTS IN THE LAB BUT ALLEYCAT PUTS IT OUT 

OH SHIT A BLACKBOARD AND A WHITEBOARD EBONY AND IVORY YOU RACIST SHITEYES

EARL AND STRAHD YELLING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT DATA ON PRINTOUTS WITH THOSE ANNOYING AS FUCK EDGES ON THE SIDE THAT YOU HAVE TO TEAR OFF OR THE TEACHER IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, JEFFREY?

STRAHD POINTING AT FERALJACKS FACE AND SAYING LIKE ITS HOPELESS BUT EARL IS LIKE FUCK WE CAN DO THIS MAN

LIKE A HIGH FIVE OR THAT TYPE OF HANDSHAKE WHERE YOU MISS BUT GRAB EACH OTHER'S FOREARMS LIKE YEAH THAT'S WHAT WE MEANT TO DO BIG CAPABLE MEN DON'T MAKE MISTAKES LIKE THAT FUCK

OH HOLY CRAPFIST THE MUSIC GETS ALL JAZZY WITH SAX AND CLARINET LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING COP SHOW INTROS

MORE READING DATA AND LOOKING AT BOOKS AND SCANNING FERALJACK WITH EQUIPMENTS

INJECTIONS, SO MANY INJECTIONS.  ALSO SOME OF WHEN YOU TAKE SHIT OUT WITH A SYRINGE. OUTJECTION? ALL THAT.

SWEET CRISPY MANJESUS DOCTOR KUHLANI WAS IN THE LAB ALL THIS TIME

LIKE THE LIGHTS THAT BLINK TO REPRESENT HOW KUHLANI TALKS BOOP AND BEEP IN TIME WITH THE JAZZY MUSIC

EARL AND STRAHD LIKE NOD IN AGREEMENT WHILE SIPPING COFFEE FROM WHITE MUGS

EARL IN A BATHTUB OR SHOWER TOTES NUDE AND BEING LIKE EUGENICS! I HAVE FOUND IT AND RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS OF THE BOAT TO THE LAB

ONE OF LIKE THE THOUSAND NAMED CHARACTERS ON THIS BOAT WHO EARL HASN'T INTERACTED WITH SHAKE THEIR HEAD IN RESIGNED ACCEPTANCE OF THE WHIMSY. MAYBE THAT PERSON WAS A HOLOGRAM OR SOMETHING.

EARL IS LIKE WE CAN USE GENTLE REPOSE AND LESSER RESTORATION TO EXTEND THE LIFE OF NANOTECH TO TRY AND REACH CRITICAL NANOMASS

WE CAN USE BULL STRENGTH AND BEARS ENDURANCE ALCHEMICALS TO KEEP THEM STRONG

OH MY GOD I'M SO AROUSED IT’S A GOD DAMN CENTRIFUGE SPINNING AND SHIT WITH SAMPLES

CRAFTER'S FORTUNE, MAKE WHOLE, AND MEND TO KEEP THE NANO IN PRIME WORKING ORDER, MAYBE REPROGRAM IT TO REACH CRITICAL MASS FASTER AT THE EXPENSE OF COOL BARD SHIT IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS STRAHD

STRAHD IS LIKE YOURE INSANE AND EARLS LIKE I WAS BORN WITH THE MIDDLE NAME OF CRAZY SO LETS GET CRAZY

DOCTOR KUHLANI BUBBLES OR SOMETHING I HONESTLY DON’T REMEMBER HOW SHE TALKS TO US, DOES SHE MAKE THE CARTOONS? NO THAT'S MURDERBOT. OR IS IT BOTH?

PREPARE FOR YOUR ASSHOLE TO BE BLASTED OUT YA BELLYBUTTON BECAUSE THE DRIVING ROCK RIFFS ARE BACK LIKE WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH WHHHHEEEEAAAAAAAHHHWWWWW

CLOUDS OF NANOTECH AND ITS PROBABLY GLOWING AND SHIT.

OH MAN SOMEONE'S EYES TOTALLY HAVE TO GLOW AT SOME POINT TOO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO

BUILDING A STORAGE UNIT BASED OFF NANOTECH STORAGE UNITS EARL DEALT WITH IN VAULT 6.46 AS WELL AS DOCTOR KUHLANI'S UNIT TO NURTURE THE JACK NANOHIVE

HOLY CRAP CAN WE WELD SOMETHING DURING THIS BIT FUCK YES LIKE WITH THE MASK AND THE TORCH AND SPARKS OH MAN SO MANY SPARKS ITS LIKE A HAIR METAL VIDEO UP IN HERE NOW

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